WRONG WAY: UNEMPLOYMENT CLIMBS TO 9.6% http://drudge.tw/aPwjed
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Actually, Drouche, the private sector added jobs and the government cut jobs, which is exactly what you want.
Nobody puts Baby is 50 fucking years old. 
The 50-year-old, MY EMPHASIS.
With the Phillies in town for their three-game series against the Dodgers, first baseman Ryan Howard met up with major league home-run champ/offseason mentor Barry Bonds for some food and conversation at an L.A.-area restaurant.
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What’s that now? Mentor, you say?
The Samsung Galaxy Tab: more relief on the go — Engadget
The I-Toilet Jerry! Now on Android.
Liberals are five year odd’s throwing temper fits and insisting they can do what ever feels goo to them.
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Ann Coulter: Obama Is Atheist, Not Muslim - CBS News
You’re a 5 year odd! Trust me, sometimes it doesn’t feel goo enough. More goo!
If I could have spoken to Albert Pujols on Saturday, I would have asked him to enter the masses and start asking some questions. In July, Pujols was asked about controversial Arizona immigration law 1070. He said, ” I’m opposed to it. How are you going tell me that, being Hispanic, if you stop me and I don’t have my ID, you’re going to arrest me? That can’t be.” So what happened, Albert? You only disagree with the supporters of this law when you’re not getting an award from them? Pujols knows that this ludicrous piece of legislation could change his life, possibly as soon as the next west coast road trip. I’ve met Albert and know that he is one of the most honorable men in baseball if not all of sports. My guess is he didn’t understand the context of this rally and was pulled in by LaRussa. After hearing from his Hispanic fan base, my guess is he passes on the next offer from Beck.
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Thomas Alter: Pujols and LaRussa Shouldn’t Mix Baseball With Beck (via brooklynmutt)
This is amazingly paternalistic and condescending.
New Apple TV box launched by Steve Jobs, not called iTV | Metro.co.uk
It’s a $99 membership to Blockbuster…of the future.
(Remember when video stores used to charge memberships and you couldn’t actually buy movies for anything under what would be about $500 now? Flux capacitors people. Somebody has one somewhere. Check your family photos.)
This one goes to 11 innings.
Christopher Guest is in the broadcast booth for the Phillies game because he wrote the forward to a book about the Phillies. He is a New Yorker who became a Phillies fan because he was friends with Tug McGraw. I’m pretty sure this is a dry run for his next awkward comedy movie.
Apple relaunches Apple TV
- $99
- Movies, TV shows, and music.
- Both Ethernet and WiFi built in.
- HDMI for HD Video.
- No storage, all rentals, no purchases.
- Streaming video, no syncing.
- $4.99 for first run HD movies.
- 99 cent TV episode rentals.
- Netflix, YouTube, Flickr, ABC and Fox are available at launch
Look really basic cable, differently.
![“I’m reading these great e-mails,” she said, “from the prayer warriors.”
On the road, Palin gives “prayer warriors” regular shout-outs. She did it in Wichita and again in June during “An Evening with Sarah Palin” at Chicago’s Rosemont Theatre. Standing in front of a 50-foot-long American flag, wearing a black leather jacket, Palin thanked prayer warriors in the audience, just as at other events she has thanked them for keeping her “covered” and “providing [a] prayer shield.”](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l82bfyTxtF1qzo4zyo1_500.jpg)
That jawn is my jam.
The cast of the original Real World are easily old enough to be the parents of the cast of the current Real World. True story.
Egads. I loved the first Real World….
So Julie and Eric could have kids on the current series of Real World: We’ve Run Out of Places to Ruin?
I think Julie is the JD Salinger of her generation.
If the cast of the original Real World had children who became Teen Moms they would be grandparents. And the circle would be complete.
The cast of the original Real World are easily old enough to be the parents of the cast of the current Real World. True story.
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