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May 31

Seriously, if you are a progressive and criticizing the president at this point in history, you are just trying to assert your moral purity, not actually trying to change things for the better. You want to be able to say “Look, President Romney and Vice-President Jim Davis, creator of Garfield, are bad but Obama did x, y and z so I’m basically the only light to guide us through the moral murkiness of the American political scene. It’s weird that Oklahoma elected a governor who is also an Evangelical preacher who is also a trained assassin of sinners, but it I blog enough I know they’ll be progressive next cycle.”

Progressive Pundits Lay Groundwork To Blame Obama If Wisconsin Recall Fails | Mediaite

Good lord, destructive narcissism is an absolute job requirement for “progressive pundits”. Now is not the time to pout, idiots,

May 30

So massive world destroying banks are fine, but my large Coke will bring down society.

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A Better Amercia! The Best Uses of Mitt Romney’s Spelling Fail

Mitt Romney’s new app had a typo on one of its photo templates, misspelling the very word Romney claims to be restoring. And giving the Internet plenty to play with.

May 27

I tried to pinch zoom an actual, physical photograph today.

“This is the USA not Mexico. Its racist that you are rewarding people who order in Spanish….speak English or leave,” reads a public post from Kathleen Mauricio of Channelview, Texas.
“You will NEVER get my business this is America and people should assimilate and be encouraged to assimilate into our culture,” adds Fresno, California’s Robert Fisher.
Other comments, like Susan Thibault’s plea, have generated dozens of responses on their own. Lashing out at the chain on their Facebook wall, she asks, “Seriously? In Spanish? What is it a mexican Pizza? Its outragous [sic]. I hope ICE pays you a visit.”

America’s newest cause of racial outrage: pizza — RT

Look at all the patriotic grammar errors! Also, reporting facts would mean saying things like “a bunch of morons complained for no reason any moral person would…”

May 22