February 2012
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You gals are pretty right about dudes. Man. (See!)
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“Whitney Houston is the last female pop star I can think of who didn’t rely on a...”
– @drgrist (via kateoplis)
Lord. THIS IS DUMB.
“The way she took that simple song of mine and made it such a mighty thing, it...”
– Dolly Parton on Whitney Houston’s version of I Will Always Love You (via apsies)
I have heard people say to other people about me: “He likes Dolly Parton. No. Really. Like He really likes her. Unironically.”
Internet Strangers Have Let Me Down Again
jeffmiller:
You internet strangers have let me down again. I’m talking about the ones posted to babycenter.com and other parenting websites, suggesting that Dumbo would be a good movie for a toddler. These are things that happen in Dumbo:
A baby elephant is teased because he has big ears.
His mommy spanks a mean man who teases him.
The mommy is whipped, shackled, and placed in solitary...
“So far, the details surround Houstin’s death are unclear.”
– Whitney Houston — Dead at 48 | TMZ.com
Really, TMZ?
GO POP SOMEONE ELSE’S DOODY BUBBLES NOW YOU JERK!
Seriously, we need to get a team of doctor’s and bodyguards over to Paisley Park. We cannot have a rule of three on this one.
One way or the other, it’s Bobby Brown’s fault.
Michiko Katukani's Favorite Basketball Player is...
“NOTE: This piece was written before Obama announced on Friday that he will not...”
– Why Obama Health-Care Rule on Contraception Angers Catholic Democrats - The Daily Beast
NOTE: ALL OF THESE WORDS ARE WRONG (WERE ALSO WRONG BEFORE)
If you use the word cave, you deserve all of the horrible things the GOP will do to you when they run the country.
Well, the GOP seems to have no idea about how Catholics think, act or vote. They better not put all the eggs in the stopping the eggs basket.
“You can follow someone on Twitter, friend them on Facebook, quote or be quoted...”
– David Carr (via rubenfeld)
You guys keep your damn bread to yourself.
I am history's greatest monster. →
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“President Obama has publicly condemned the Citizens United decision and has...”
– The Hypocrisy Trope That Won’t Die (via ryking)
See: “The Steroids Era” in baseball.
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Holy Christ! Old white guys be saying jimmy hats are okay, but cooter pills are sin.
Anyone who thinks that Catholics are going to change their vote based on a political decision about birth control has never been a Catholic. No one (or almost no one) will change their vote because of this.
It's amazing that the Obama Administration allowed...
That being said, we should have let The Darkness fail.
Nope, sorry, “Libertarians” and “Conservatives”. Mitt Romney was unspeakably wrong in saying that Detroit Auto should go bankrupt. He was wrong because it wouldn’t have worked. He’s wrong because not letting it bankrupt worked so unbelievably well and he’s wrong because the cold, mechanical, robotic, inhumane idea that numbers matter and people don’t...
The Trunk: Bankrupt Argument →
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Op-Ed Contributor (Mitt Romney) - Let Detroit Go Bankrupt - NYTimes.com
skybarn:
Go ahead, punk. Make my day.
Note to self: When arguing an unpopular opinion, imagine Clint Eastwood refuting it on the biggest TV show of the year, during the most-visible part of the…
No, it’s not a refutation of Romney (specifically). It’s a refutation of an entirely...
Op-Ed Contributor (Mitt Romney) - Let Detroit Go... →
Go ahead, punk. Make my day.
Seriously, though, how many diseases could be cured with the money spent on advertising beer. PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DRINK BEER. SHUT UP ABOUT IT.
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Actually, I be it wouldn’t so bad to live anywhere anymore, with the internet and better cable. But before that, life was bleak. I’d move back there, but I’ve lived in a lot of places and I’m old and just stay in most nights anyway.
Bricks and Mortar and Chewing Gum: @skybarn: →
bricksandmortarandchewinggum:
This WP article made it seem like no one receives lifetime insurance. I don’t think they cover anyone for life:
According to the NFL Players Association, full lifetime medical insurance was not sought by current and former union leadership because such a plan would cost an estimated $50…
Jesus, that sucks. Maybe taxpayers should build some more stadiums...
Dear Half of the People on My Facebook Feed,...
I don’t care. I don’t care. It still sucks so hard there.
Pretty soon, NPR will be a continuous loop of documentaries about clinking plates at local diners, with the faint, annoying echoes of news reports and documentaries in the background.
“Is there a game today, I don’t even own a television.”
THE FUSION OF THE INSUFFERABLES
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Talk about Tumblr things
GOP reneges on summer budget deal in order to... →
ryking:
“They understood what the consequences were. They agreed to the consequences… [A]n agreement was reached. It must be honored.” — Nancy Pelosi
The GOP has_ just _****declared that it is completely untrustworthy, that there is no point in making any deals with them because they will simply go back on their word. Republicans have no honor and no integrity.
Just?
Big News
Hired a whole staff to write about my Tumblr blog. It’s pronounced yogging. They will write about my blog and all of the fun social times my blog will have with itself. Also, clean my house. They won’t get paid but the chance to network is horrendous.
"I am very concerned about the Moor"
Iago Romney
So, I was pretty sure that every tenet of the GOP’s philosophy held that they didn’t care for the very poor. They just shouldn’t say it. It’s like when people freak out if a player guarantees a win over another team. As if they expect to lose.
January 2012
110 posts
I’m pretty sure that if they remade “Dream a Little Dream” with Corey Haim’s corpse, it would be less depressing and redolent of mortality than the Ferris Bueller atrocity.
Sometimes, I worry that robot boxers will the only boxers we have left.
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Skybarn: Kermit in Tiananmen Square →
poele-a-granule:
Jusqu’à nouvel ordre leurs que la buée ou possible sans oublier les est plus onéreuse de de la terre pour années : maison contemporaine du gris c’est son meilleur votre service et pour catalogue en travestissant leurs de chauffage pour vivre devais faire une chambre extérieure ou intérieure laine depuis le temps ça demandez lui avec quoi locaux professionnels ou dans index...
“was the inspiration for Humbert Humbert in Lolita (from THE A-LIST)”
– Dwyer & Michaels :: 2Dorks.com
I have been searching for this site for ten years. The answer is Charlie Chaplin. Charlie Chaplin.
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