August 2011
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CBO: Recovery Act Was Supporting Up To 2.9 Million Jobs In June - http://thinkprogress.org/?p=308055
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Is Rick Perry Dumb? | Obama | Rick Perry |... →
Well, we’ve reached the bottom. Stop wondering when that would happen. Drink more Brawndo. It’s got electrolytes.
Yo, Fuck Thoreau.
If every Sunday I was forced to attend a church to worship the god of Electricity and his son, who invented for our boredom, Thomas Edison, I would totally do it.
Also, this proves why camping is so unbelievably stupid.
It’s weird that the VMA’S are me sitting in a dark room with no power, again. Like MTV even plays silent darkness anymore.
Watchsarabenincasa:
Favorite comment: “A boring dim-wit talking to a mediocre gay black ‘newscaster’ and an obnoxiouos white lesbian…………about nothing of any importance.”
Oh djwolf12, it’s true that I am “obnoxiouos,” but Don Lemon is anything but mediocre.
Full post over at Newsbusters.
Bridget, save it.
We know you have a blankie. We know his name is Rick and we know he’s in your backpack.
“Guys, you are still banned, no matter what new names you’re using. Same lies,...”
– Trolls - NYTimes.com
Even Nobel Prize winners get the internet blues.
This Rolling Stones concert on Palladia was recorded the year I was born. Nothing that has come after it can really compete. Like, for example, this version of Sweet Virgina. Man.
inothernews:
Oh, and since we’ll need reminders come election time: NJ governor Christie thanked President Obama during his press conference for “making federal dollars” available to allow his state to respond to emergencies.
A good example of where your federal tax dollars go, Tea Party.
Seriously, though, he’s immensely appealing in certain way and seems very smart. No wonder the Republicans are desperate for him to run. And, really, the USA is no going to elect a fat-president? He was made in our image.
As someone who usually disagrees with Chris Christie’s policies, I think he’s doing a pretty great job with all of this.
And I will not make a “fat guy in little coat” joke.
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A big non-hurricane-related news story: Al-Qaeda's... →
Al-Rahman was killed Aug. 22 in the lawless Pakistani tribal region of Waziristan, according to the official said, who insisted on anonymity to discuss intelligence issues.
The official would not say how al-Rahman was killed. But his death came on the same day that a CIA drone strike was reported in Waziristan. Such strikes by unmanned aircraft are Washington’s weapon of choice for killing...
Yes, It's Absurd That 46% Of Americans Don't Pay... →
Business Insider, keeping it stupid!
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The subways are closed? Now would be a perfect time to get Lex Luthor. And Otis. And Ms. Tessmacher.
If a dolphin hits your window, stay inside because...
I'm evacuating followers.
I think we all agree that assholes can be evacuated.
Watchrubenfeld:
coketalk:
Every time I read about New Yorkers being evacuated, I can’t help but think of this scene from The Wire.
A building can be evacuated; you evacuate a person, it’s to give them an enema.
According to Merriam Webster’s
Examples of EVACUATE
People who live along the coast are being evacuated as the hurricane approaches.
During World War II, children...
"The storm cannot master its own strength." |... →
Hmmm…
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artyucko replied to your post: What are you doing, Rach?
Old people be Larkin’
The woman on MSNBC keeps saying POUND Irene when she’s talking about #Irene. Is this right?
My grandfather built ships for the Allies in WWII. He also thought Rosa Parks should sit in the back of the bus. Shit is complicated. We should accept it.
What are you doing, Rach?
I really can’t stand Rachel Maddow lecturing me about my grandparents as she stands in front of the Hoover Dam. My grandparents were assholes. They didn’t build any Hoover Dam.
BIDEN: We Need More Stimulus Now, And S&P... →
Huh. Is this Biden going off the handle or does the administration let Biden do the dirty work like when Joey got blamed for every little piece of evidence that Chandler and Monica were boning? “Who left this condom wrapper in the cheesesteak?” “Me. I’m Joey. I’m disgusting.”
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“I love the Israelis. I love the Jewish people. But they drive me out of my mind...”
– Glenn Beck, ladies and gents!
Don’t ever change, man. Stay you.
(via bricksandmortarandchewinggum)
Jews Be Talkin’!
LOUIE and Tony and the ducks
So, two of the greatest episodes of the greatest shows ever on TV had ducks as a motif.
Nobody can stay with me! Good Lord, I don’t even know you people.
“And in the epilogue, Mr. Cheney writes that after undergoing heart surgery in...”
– In Book, Cheney Says He Urged Bush to Bomb Syria Nuclear Site - NYTimes.com
I told you Tony Soprano lived!
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Hi East Coast Tea Partiers!
If you want my address to send all of the Federal assistance you’ll reject after the hurricane, just hit my ask button.
Julie!
There are people on MTV’s The Real World who were not born when MTV’s The Real World premiered.
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Tim Cook Just Became The Most Powerful LGBT Person... →
Until Rick Perry is elected next year.
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Let’s suck the cock of the powerful more!
MAYBE THIS WILL GET OBAMA OFF HIS LAZY ASS AND DO SOMETHING!
Katrina was Obama's Katrina
He was a Senator then, you know?
I know nothing about economics and readily admit it, unlike almost everyone with internet access, but what Paul Krugman said was objectively stupid and sociopathic. So, why would I assume every word that he writes about the economy is gospel and unassailable?
“People on twitter might be joking, but in all seriousness, we would see a bigger...”
– Paul Krugman - Google - People on twitter might be joking, but in all seriousness,
Good Lord, Paul Krugman. This is why they hate us.
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“In August 1999, Texas Gov. George W. Bush led Vice President Al Gore by 55% to...”
– Obama in Close Race Against Romney, Perry, Bachmann, Paul
Poll this.
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BLOGGING via TYPEWRITER.: Hey, I wonder if any of... →
inothernews:
Hey, I wonder if any of the Republicans (and Democrats, for that matter) who were SO… VERY… OPPOSED to the United States playing a SUPPORTING ROLE in this six-month campaign to HELP the Libyan rebels (who BTW ASKED for help) topple the Qaddafi regime — I wonder if they will now turn around and say…