September 2011
176 posts
I would totally “Occupy Wall Street” if Radiohead wasn’t a mainstream singles band, which it totally is.
“American terrorist Anwar al-Awlaki’s greatest accomplishment was also the thing...”
– Max Fisher at The Atlantic (via thepoliticalnotebook)
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artyucko replied to your post: Poach this.
Sometimes, at night, I can still hear the screaming.
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hatethefuture replied to your post: Poach this.
Poach this.
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Finance journalists adjectives have taken us all...
Chris Christie is so fat the Red Sox fired Terry Francona.
Chris Christie is so fat that he killed the tunnel project that would have helped his state.
Chris Christie is so fat he cut education spending at an egregious rate.
There is so much more to dislike about Chris Christie then his fatty fatness.
So, people who are paid to due comedy, try more Children of Congress jokes and less Chris Christie is a fatty, fat guy jokes. Oh, I’m sorry, you’re a bunch of hacks.
Are the Children of Congress safe? Do we know?
I’m scared Ma. And cold. So cold.
Keyboard test. This is NOT satire.
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artyucko replied to your post: artyucko replied to your post: Breaking: Angry…
DON’T WORRY MUMMY AN DADDY YOUR SAFE
The second law of comedy!
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Why does Randy Newman hate short people?
Short people are just the same as you and I.
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artyucko replied to your post: Breaking: Angry people “Occupying” Wall Street…
I don’t understand why you’re posting pictures of my parents.
Breaking: Angry people "Occupying" Wall Street...
Are we safe?
A Smlog.
If only The Onion was a smug blog!
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rendit:
Hey are you going to prove to us that you’ve read 1984 or Animal Farm next?
Feel it! This, kids, is satire. Right here.
THE ONION:
Immediately gives the context of satire. If you are following, The Onion you cannot argue the context it creates.
Breaking: A large sibling, most likely male, has...
BREAKING: Irish author advocates eating of...
“He went too far” “When does it get funny?” “Why did he sit on a tire?”
Critics are angered, flummoxed.
So, “serious” media, we are supposed to be outraged by the Onion’s absurdist tweets about the congress members taking people hostage, but when they hold the country hostage—in reality—over a bogus “debt ceiling” debate we’re supposed to debate it as if they have actual points worth discussing and are not just amoral political mercenaries.
Things I learned from having...
The first few chords of the first song in Tangled are taken directly from New York, New York by Ryan Adams and it’s sung by his wife, Mandy Moore. I HAVE BEEN BLESSED TO BE A FATHER!
“The group’s lack of cohesion and its apparent wish to pantomime progressivism...”
– Protesters Are Gunning for Wall Street, With Faulty Aim - NYTimes.com
So Chris Christie is fat. He says so. It’s undeniable. And we’re allowed to openly comment on it because he’s a politician and we’ve allowed ourselves to be convinced that fatness that is immoral and a character flaw and the manifestation of the rot inside. That’s what health insurance companies want us to believe, and so the employers in collusion with them. Yeah, we...
“Citing the Bible as an authority, the current incarnation of Grand Old Partiers...”
– Cagle Post » Republicans Are Not Anti-Science – They’re Just Pro-Politics
Kermit in Tiananmen Square
For Jim
In May of 1989, the month I graduated from 8th grade, 17 year old Michael Chang defeated Ivan Lendl in the fourth round of the French Open, a tournament he would go on to win. It was the single most amazing athletic performance I’ve ever seen. Chang, doubled over with dehydration and cramps, serving underhand and screaming with pain after every swing, somehow found a way to defeat the...
Nobody in this country got rich on their own. Their great grandfather did, except for the slaves/incredibly low-paid workers who allowed them to keep the profit so they could set up trust funds that we pretend don’t exist.
Fool me once, we don't get fooled again!
The pundits are telling us Republicans won’t vote for someone because he is stupid and mumbly.
"I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger"
Rick Perry
"There are a lot of reasons not to elect me"
Mitt Romney
Rick Perry had a word finding problem for the word “word”.
I will always err on the side of life, except for...
Rick Perry
What about 12 year old big girls in Texas,...
Not one of these people know the first thing about education of children but they prattle on like fucking experts. Take this and extrapolate to every thing else they say.
Chill Lay!
"I believe in America"
First line of The Godfather and a Mitt Romney quote!
I was almost Mike Piazza's cousin twice.
It’s a fun fact about me. My aunt on my dad’s side dated his dad and my aunt on my mom’s side dated his cousin.
Seriously, though, what is the problem with Rick...
Is he ET?
What the fuck is a Gary Johnson?
Brandy and Michael want states rights. States...
And racists. I want the same fucking rights in every state. That’s the United States of America. Jefferson Davis is dead, motherfuckers.
John Huntsman is Future Topher Grace
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This is government without control of itself. Its safety nets have been ripped. It’s so much more important for each one of us then a stupid tax.
I support the death penalty, but never trust a state to decide who should live and who should die.