January 2012
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I’m pretty sure that if they remade “Dream a Little Dream” with Corey Haim’s corpse, it would be less depressing and redolent of mortality than the Ferris Bueller atrocity.
Jan 31st
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Sometimes, I worry that robot boxers will the only boxers we have left.
Jan 31st
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Jan 29th
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Skybarn: Kermit in Tiananmen Square →
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Jan 29th
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“was the inspiration for Humbert Humbert in Lolita (from THE A-LIST)”
– Dwyer & Michaels :: 2Dorks.com I have been searching for this site for ten years. The answer is Charlie Chaplin. Charlie Chaplin.
Jan 29th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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RNC Research: Three Years As President And It... →
artyucko: jasencomstock: rncresearch: Today, President Obama Will Travel To Michigan To Announce A Plan Focusing On The Costs Of Higher Education. “President Barack Obama will announce Friday a plan to shift some federal dollars away from colleges and universities that don’t control tuition costs and new competitions in higher… SAFRA dunno if anyone noticed but there have been few more...
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Rick, God is not my creator so my inalienable rights have fuck to do with religion.
Jan 27th
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These guys keeping whipping out their Ronnie to see who has a bigger Reagan.
Jan 27th
All of these women should get a medal of honor for screwing anyone of these repulsive pig men.
Jan 27th
This is gross, CNN.
Jan 27th
Wolf Blitzer just stopped a debate on an important issue for a pre-scheduled pandering break.
Jan 27th
Why am Iegit sad that a Sweathog is dead?
Jan 27th
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Thomas Pynchon wrote this debate, right?
Jan 27th
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I fear we will not survive all of this stupid.
Jan 27th
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Is the guy doing The Wirecutter okay? He seems sad all the time.
Jan 26th
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Does anyone know if the Presidential candidates are true patriots? If they love their country? Asking for a friend.
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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“Fuck the moon. We going Mars!” Barack Obama 2012
Jan 25th
“The Twitter” Chuck The Todd
Jan 25th
“I am the only person who has actually run something before.” Mitt Romney, on why he should replace the person who ran the mission to kill Bin Laden, and also the free world.
Jan 25th
“The President’s biting my jawn, yo.” Willard Mitt Romney
Jan 25th
Jan 25th
Seriously, the GOP’s plan to stop the disaster of Newt Gingrich nomination is for Mitch Daniels to declare himself a candidate. YOU GUYS KNOW MOST HOUSES HAVE WATER CLOSETS NOW RIGHT?
Jan 25th
Andrea Mitchell should recuse herself because her husband is responsible for all of the shit.
Jan 25th
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America is a nation of HAVES and soon to HAVE DICK.
Jan 25th
Holy Lord, this Hoosier guy is still talking. This is why I moved out of Indiana before my senior year of high school.
Jan 25th
STEVE JOBS CREATED SO MANY JOBS IN CHINA, UNTIL THE WORKERS KILLED THEMSELVES.
Jan 25th
Jan 25th
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The guy from the American Gothic painting is giving the Republican rebuttal.
Jan 25th
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All of the hair on Chuck Todd’s head is wrong.
Jan 25th
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whiskeyrobot replied to your post: BY THE WAY, BIN LADEN IS DEAD AND I DID IT. I… AND COMMUNITY IS NOT FUNNY BIN LADEN LAUGHED LIKE A SCHOOLBOY AT COMMUNITY.
Jan 25th
You know who didn’t kill Bin Laden. People who aren’t me, President Barack Obama. And all Republicans.
Jan 25th
BY THE WAY, BIN LADEN IS DEAD AND I DID IT. I FUCKING DID IT.
Jan 25th
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Goddamn, conservatives use fucking LOL too fucking much.
Jan 25th
“Yeah, we’re not doing any of this shit.” The GOP.
Jan 25th
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93% of these people are massive assholes.
Jan 25th
The Republicans want the brown people to self-deport and the vaginal people to self-abort.
Jan 24th
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WAIT! WAIT A MINUTE! This is THAT Newt Gingrich? From before? Jesus. That’s fucking crazy.
Jan 24th
Mars gets you $30,000 and a Free Cancer Wife.
Jan 24th
NASA is Big Government.
Jan 24th
Terry Schiavo could self-ventilate herself.
Jan 24th
Is Ron Paul auditioning for the remake of Stop Making Sense?
Jan 24th
2 million private sector jobs.
Jan 24th
Self-deportation?
Jan 24th
What percentage of people on Tumblr know who the old guy on the radar is? Like .003%?
Jan 24th