Only use a “That’s what she said” joke if you absolutely cannot resist. Never try to explain a “That’s what she said” joke to your parents. When out to eat, tip on the entire check. Do not subtract the tax first. And every once in a while, put something positive into the world. We have become so cynical these days. And by we I mean us. So do something kind, make someone laugh, and don’t take yourself too seriously.
Steve Carrell’s Princeton Day remarks.